Monday, February 23, 2009

Tool's Maynard James Keenan To Appear At Whole Foods In Plano

Man, the asshole that always posts stuff about Maynard is going to be happy. I heard about this yesterday, and didn't really believe it until I researched it further, but it appears that the Tool front-man really is going to appear at the Plano grocer to promote the line of wine he co-owns. The event is on March 23rd, where Keenan will apparently be signing bottles of wine. I was privy to some insider-info that the store expects a turnout of around 800, but judging by the taste of the average Dallas rocker, my guess is that it might be more than that. More info on a previous Maynard at Whole Foods event here.

29 comments:

john said...

fucking halarious.
(no joke, but i think puscifer is playing sxsw, so they will be in the area)

twin cheeks said...

unbelievable

Anonymous said...

despite freddie mercury\'s sage advice, i think i will try suicide.

Anonymous said...

yeah, Maynard\'s a pretty cool guy. He pries open third eyes and doesn\'t afraid of anything

Anonymous said...

DL, I\'ve only got third eyes for you.

maynard james keenan said...

The second coming of your lord and savior James Maynard is upon you. Those who dare spit in James Maynard\'s third eye shall have fire and brimstone showered down upon them and their expanded consciousness forever sealed away and separated from glory of APC! So, come and receive the blessed atonement of my holy sacrament and be saved and forever bear my holy mark. I will also be multiplying bread and raising the dead at Panini Bakery just down the street later on.

-Always your best buddy
James Maynard

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the wine is any good.

Anonymous said...

this is fucking funny

Anonymous said...

irony rears its ugly head.

aaron gonzalez said...

weird.

don\'t tell anybody, but i kind of like tool.

but i\'m going for the wine!

Anonymous said...

salival is still good. they cover no quarter, and it\'s ok.

wanz said...

i like tool myself. don\'t tell anyone.

The real Wanz said...

The above comment is not me. I like some mainstream stuff, but not Tool. MOst of my coworkers do, but me ....NEVER. Not ever.

Anonymous said...

Tool ain\'t so bad

Anonymous said...

I don\'t listen to Tool but I like Maynard James Keenan.

Anonymous said...

tool is cool

superbligged84 said...

notice he ain\'t hitting Central Markup up, bloods? YUh .

how \'bout you pry THIS eye open said...

i heard maynard stomps the grapes himself with his bare feet

Anonymous said...

i too like tool foolz

Tool said...

Well fuck you wanz. We love you and we thought the feeling was mutual. You\'ve really dug the knife this time. It really hurts wanz.
We were really looking forward to the collab for our new album entitled \"third eye hotel\".
Guess you\'re off the Christmas list. Jerk!

Rick said...

Too bad Ramseys\' in another country. He loves Tool and Wine.

Anonymous said...

stfu rick you gay

the real wanz fuck nut said...

if wanz music could sound a quarter as interesting as tools i might listen.

the real wanz fuck nut said...

if wanz music could sound a quarter as interesting as tools i might listen.

The realer wanz said...

Boring wanz is boring

dbl d said...

Wanz makes better music than most of you lame-ass cunts give him credit for. It figures you think tool is more interesting, speaks volumes for your shit taste in music. But of course you\'re entitled to your wrong opinion, fuckwad.

Oh, and posting as wanz/blixawanz - so fucking cool of you. Is your life really that boring? Do the world a favor and end yourself.

Hey dbl d said...

Speak better English. Gb2 school